Balent Times

Don't let this picture fool you.  Just seconds after this photo was taken Currier called Rya a skank and Rya kicked Currier in the nut...

It puts the lotion in the basket.

Yes, this freakshow belongs to me!

Currier was just freaking out yelling, "Mom...MOM, tell Rya to quit touching my Woody!" I came running into the room and thankf...

I was eight years old when my mother died.  That first Christmas without her was especially tough and I remember all the adults in my life t...

Behold the haunted flashlight!  About ten years ago while living in Germany, Trent got deployed to Bosnia for six months and my cousin Cher...

This is the gayest Batmobile I've ever seen!  Alright, I know I have WAY too much time on my hands!  Maybe I need to get a job?  Does ...

This morning I was reading People Magazine to Currier and Rya (Don't judge. How else does a stay-at-home-mom keep up with her Hollywoo...

This morning Currier and I were sitting at the dining room table eating cereal when out of the blue he declares, "I've got poop on...

This morning I told Currier that today was a very exciting day because we're getting a new president. His eyes lit up and he shouted, ...

The problem with all these fantastic sales going on right now is we can't even afford things that are 75% off.

Wishing you all the best for 2009.

Last night Currier caught me pop a peppermint candy in my mouth and asked if he could have a piece. I said, "Oh no Currier, these are a...

Currier and I decorated the house for Thanksgiving this morning and Currier wanted to know why the Pilgrim was holding his pee pee. The kid...

I called them and told them that I'm due on November 17 th and wouldn't be available until the 18 th . Can't wait to get star...

When Trent came home from work and saw Currier's new haircut he said, "Hey, remember Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber?...

The other night after dinner, I asked Trent if he would please clean up the dirty dishes because it was going to take my exhausted pregnant ...

True story. Last night I caught Bruco eating one of Currier’s poopy diapers out of the trash can. I screamed, "Damn it Bruco ! I can’...

Hell yeah, I'm making friends! This is my best friend Holly. Holly makes me iced coffee every morning, serves it with a smile and calls...