Stories by Currier

"Once upon a time there was a poopy diaper and a Shirley Temple with extra cherries tap dancing in the living room when all of a sudden a shark jumped through the window and ate the poopy diaper and drank the Shirley Temple. The End." 

"A fart and a turtle are playing on the beach and the fart gets a sunburn and has to go in the water to cool off and a shark eats the fart. The End"

"Once upon a time there was an old mother named Coleen and she was sitting on the beach and heard a strange noise and thought "What the heck?" and she farted jelly beans. The End."