Monday, October 13, 2008

MERCY! Seriously, MERCY!

Don't let this picture fool you. I'm not having any fun at all! Lately I've been spending most of my time on the couch in my pajamas sobbing in pain, but I'm not about to post a picture of that on the Internet! I'm 35 weeks pregnant, ginormous and completely miserable. Last week I went to the doctor with what I thought was a UTI (that's urinary tract infection for those who aren't familiar with the painful pee affliction) but it turns out that I have freakin kidney stones! So now I have to "deliver" those babies in addition to the child that has taken up permanent residence on my sciatic nerve. With 35 days until my due date, I'm begging for mercy!


Anonymous said...

OMG - you poor girl! Kidney stones and 35 weeks prego should simply be illegal. I hope everything passes soon, literally!!


Ahhh I'm giving you a BIG HUG!!! Hang in there girly .. you know it's worth every second!! (even though it doesn't feel like it ... lol) LOVE YOU!

Crazy Andres said...

This might even be worse than my story of being 9 months pregnant with RINGWORM all over my chest and belly!! Since you're in the middle of it, I'll let you win!:)

J&J said...

Aw, man! I am sooo sorry to hear that! I feel your pain. I went to the doc when I was pregnant because I thought I had a UTI as well. Turned out I well as gestational diabetes! I was so bummed! I hope the next few weeks fly by for you.

Kerri said...

You poor thing!! Just think, in about 35 days, your little girl will be here and it will all be worth it.

You are the most beautiful pregnant woman I have ever seen.

Miss you

Mrs. Crab said...

Sounds like baby girl deffinitely needs an attitude adjustment!! I'm sure Currier will gladly give her timeouts when she arrives :)

Love ya girly

The Waggoners said...

holy crap cakes!!! well..if anyone can shoot all of those things out of the places they need to shoot out of...YOU can!!!! why??? cuz you are WICKED AWESOME!! :) Hang in there my friend. This too shall pass and at the end of it, you will have a beautiful baby girl....AND some nice little calcium deposits to love and cherish! : ) love you!

M to the S said...

You're in the home strech girl!!! You'll have that little one in your arms in no time. She could safely be born in a little over a week. Danny came 21 days ahead of schedule and was just fine. This is just making your pregnancy story more interesting.

Coleen said...

Kris, Nate & Ethan,
Yup, totally illegal!

I’m hanging in there- barely!

Thanks for letting me win this one! Although, ringworm is so EWWW!

Thanks for the encouragement. Funny you mentioned gestational diabetes. My doctor said, “Well, it could be worse. You could have diabetes or high blood pressure.”

The most pregnant woman you’ve ever seen?! I so needed that! Will you marry me after Trent divorces my crabby ass!? :)

Mrs. Crab,
Yeah, Currier will totally set her straight! Poor girl!

Thanks Kathy. Still haven’t passed anything so we’re wondering if it was mis-diagnosed?! I can only pray!

Yeah, I can’t wait to tell this child how much pain she caused me! Total guilt trip for this one.

Anonymous said...

Would it be wrong to already start calling your daughter a huge bitch?